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Bin Laden Returns To Sea
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—The colossal Osama bin Laden, having carved a swath of unimaginable destruction from New York to Washington, has reentered the ocean, dazed and terrified sources are confirming.
Fanzine Marred by Typo
BERKELEY, CA—A clear typographical error was discovered yesterday in the latest issue of MangaMash, a fanzine devoted to hardcore Japanese speed metal bands and Sanrio/Hello Kitty novelty kitsch…
Sportsgraphic: Player-Led Workouts
In a normal year, most NFL teams would be starting their minicamps right now. With the lockout in effect, some players have taken the initiative to organize workouts on their own, with varying…
Scott Erickson Attempts To Sell 1994 No-Hitter On eBay
MINNEAPOLIS—Hoping to make a little extra money, former Minnesota Twins pitcher Scott Erickson placed his 1994 no-hitter against the Milwaukee Brewers up for sale on eBay Sunday.
UFC Fighter Has Idea For T-Shirt With A Bunch Of Shit Written All Over It
LAS VEGAS—Mixed martial artist Phillipe Nover announced design plans Thursday for a new T-shirt that he claimed would be completely covered in hundreds of dumbshit fighting terms and stupid fucking…
Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths
Military officials make an example of the TR425 Predator Drone which fired on an Afghan wedding last September.
Dodgers Playing Extra Hard In Hopes Of Bringing Mom And Dad Back Together
LOS ANGELES—Dodgers players told reporters Friday they have been playing harder than usual the last few weeks in hopes of reuniting their parents—Frank and Jamie McCourt.
